With Kanye living at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium, CamSoda – a leading adult XXX company – has extended him an offer to enjoy free porn while he finishes up his latest album, Donda.
Dear Kanye,
I know you’ve taken up residency inside Mercedes-Benz Stadium finishing your latest, delayed album “Donda.” You were kind enough to share an image on social media of the cinderblock room where you are presumably staying, which included just a twin bed, a TV, and a small closet.
Here at CamSoda, we want to make sure your creative juices are flowing…literally…and you’re fully locked in your creative zone to do what you do and finish the album. That said, I’d like to set you up with an “Elite VIP” CamSoda account, which comes with a dedicated host (think a 24/7 concierge) to help you find muses that won’t be gold diggers, but will help make you feel harder, better, faster and stronger. Let’s channel that sexual energy and give the world the album they have been anxiously waiting for.
Sincerely,
Daryn Parker
Vice President of CamSoda